Helena Santacon 2022
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Helena Santacon 2022

December 17,, 2022 @ 7:00 pm - December 18,, 2022 @ 2:00 am

Blackfoot River Brewing - Helena, MT
This year has been exceptionally long for poor Santa. Global warming has been forcing all kinds of changes up at the North Pole. The bumble has been shedding something terrible and Santa himself has been having a hard time putting on any of his belly weight because he has been sweating out all of the goodies Mrs. Clause has been feeding him. To put it mildly, Santa is just a bit f&%kin stressed out.
What he needs is a night out on the town, somewhere that he can enjoy a good beer, maybe a shot or two, and just get away from it all.
Due to the preponderance of sheer awesomeness that he finds when he comes to Helena, MT he has decided to sneak away from the North Pole on December 17th.
Rudolph has agreed to be his DR (Designated Reindeer) and has promised to get him to town around 7:00 pm. The best sleigh parking is located up by the Blackfoot River Brewery so that is going to be the starting place. From there the party will migrate down the gulch hitting various bars and restaurants along the way. Spreading holiday cheer and mischief along the way. There will likely be a DJ at one of the bars that we can all end up at to close out the night with some dancing. (More about this to come later)
To make this work, you must dress up like Santa or your favorite holiday character or heck even just a holiday themed costume will work. The key being that you NEED A COSTUME OF SOME KIND, and JUST WEARING A SANTA HAT IS NOT ENOUGH, unless you wear ONLY a santa hat and nothing else, then you will likely be very popular. We have had everything you can imagine, we are talking about Santas, Mrs Claus, lots of reindeer, nice elves, naughty elves, dirty elves, slutty elves, ginger bread men, and even a giant bottle of eggnog.
This is a traveling costume party, so put some effort into it and bring you best game. The better the costumes the better the fun will be for everyone.
Gifts to give out to the “non-santacon” people of the world are encouraged.
I am in no way in charge or responsible for anything that happens during Santa’s night out. I am simply the guy he contacts when he needs a break, and he told me to make sure that Helena is ready for a good time.


December 17, 2022 @ 7:00 pm
December 18, 2022 @ 2:00 am
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Blackfoot River Brewing
66 S. Park Ave
Helena, MT 59601 United States
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